ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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