By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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