Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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