What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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