I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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