Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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