think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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