would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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