birth control should be required to get into college
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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