I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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