i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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