Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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