I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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