I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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