I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Houston, we have a blender
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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