Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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