you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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