He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
This is not my ceiling
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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