I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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