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you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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