Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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