Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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