i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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