No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
i think im in europe. pls send help
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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