I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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