Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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