In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she peed on how many people?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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