Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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