Christians are straight up FREAKS
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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