I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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