I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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