How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Sext me about skeletons
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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