Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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