Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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