that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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