You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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