god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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