SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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