ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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