Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he thought i was a dude.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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