have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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