Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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