***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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