yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize