hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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