He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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