apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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