You work out of a Hotel?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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