I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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