wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Even my vagina gasped.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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