Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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