Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
