i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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