Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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